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The Incredible Edible Egg
Chock full of cholesterol.
Created on 2001-04-09 07:14:15 (#95609), last updated 2009-02-21
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Basic Info| Name: | Jason |
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| Birthdate: | 08-30 |
| Location: | Lowell, Massachusetts, United States |
| Website: | Somewhat Decent Homepage That's Still Woefully Underdone |
Bio---From my future obituary---
Jason Warner, of international comedy fame, died yesterday of a massive heart attack, apparently from a daily 5-pint diet of Ben and Jerry's Mint Chocolate Cookie ice cream. He was 35 years old.
"He always said he wanted to go out like Orson Welles," says best friend Nicholas Schenk, "but I thought that he meant he wanted to go out famous and mysterious, not famous, mysterious, and really fat."
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January 2009:
Howdy. I'm Jason. I'm married now, to a lady. She's English and lives in England. That's where I'm going to live! We're going to be living in Newton-le-Willows, home of everyone's favorite internet prank and soul-singing sensation: Rick Astley.
I'm on facebook, finally, under nicelyj2. We can be friends, if that's what you want.
This profile used to say that I'm clueless concerning the contents of my future. This is still true. However, I have a feeling it will involve some confluence of theatre, chocolate, snowboarding, pita chips, skydiving, and yoga. You can do whatever you want in life.
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Jason Warner, of international comedy fame, died yesterday of a massive heart attack, apparently from a daily 5-pint diet of Ben and Jerry's Mint Chocolate Cookie ice cream. He was 35 years old.
"He always said he wanted to go out like Orson Welles," says best friend Nicholas Schenk, "but I thought that he meant he wanted to go out famous and mysterious, not famous, mysterious, and really fat."
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January 2009:
Howdy. I'm Jason. I'm married now, to a lady. She's English and lives in England. That's where I'm going to live! We're going to be living in Newton-le-Willows, home of everyone's favorite internet prank and soul-singing sensation: Rick Astley.
I'm on facebook, finally, under nicelyj2. We can be friends, if that's what you want.
This profile used to say that I'm clueless concerning the contents of my future. This is still true. However, I have a feeling it will involve some confluence of theatre, chocolate, snowboarding, pita chips, skydiving, and yoga. You can do whatever you want in life.
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